Underneath It All

Welcome to my mind :)

unagocciainunoceanodigomma:

Food Porn ø

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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

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ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

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negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

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mrchrispine:

when you try and open a really tight pistachio nut shell

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weloveshortvideos:

When your mom yells at you while she’s on the phone 

Vine by Corey Scherer

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There’s nothing special about me. I'm just like everyone else.

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jakemalik:

"shhhhh" I say to my computer fan 

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scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

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yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass.

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